Like party crashers, bodily toxins arrive uninvited, upset hosts, and make hot tub after-parties uncomfortable. Eradicate unwelcome agents with today's Groupon: for $22, you get one ionic foot-detox treatment at DuPage Health and Wellness Center in Glen Ellyn (a $50 value).
Led by a group of experienced physicians, DuPage Health and Wellness Center fosters holistic healing in a relaxed setting. During the half-hour ionic detox footbath, electric currents pulse through water, neutralizing and ousting impurities with the fervor of a caffeinated exterminator. Repeated paw-pampering treatments can possibly realign bodily energy to help alleviate digestive problems, chronic headaches, and Macarena outbursts.
Dupage Health and Wellness Center
800 Roosevelt Rd., Bldg. E, Suite 220 Glen Ellyn, Illinois 60137